That bastard Cali J took us to the gym again. We thought he said today was an off day? But nope that crazy bastard took us to the gym and made us do 500 reps on the jump rope and swim laps! He is trying to kill us, we are convinced of it. After all the best part of us is our love handles, and clearly he wants those gone.
Blah, blah, fitness is important, blah blah we will feel better if we are fit, blah blah we will live longer. What is life without a little bad food and laziness? Is this not why we came to America?
About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Gotta agree with the id:)
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