Sunday, June 12, 2011

Purity rings? Really Cali J...who needs a ring

So the Cali J goes to a wedding, meets drunk girls and goes home alone? We would never be that weak. He is even wasting time discussing things like Purity rings come on we both know that there is no need for such things around Id and Ego.

We heard the Cali J on a phone call today, talking to his ex girlfriend, we are so ashamed of him. First we never talk to exes, we don't even have exes, because if you are no longer with us, you no longer exist to us!


Oh well if you must read his blog: Here

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Cali J went to the gym and we outsprinted everyone

Why has that bastard cali j kept us offline so long?

Id: ego did u see how we crushed that boot camp? We did not even have to get warmed up for 45 minutes like those other idiots in there.
Ego: what was up with everyone sweating and looking so tired? We got in there and looked fresh as daisies? Does anyone still give daisies? How cheap is that?
Id: well we never give flowers because we should always receive in the damn relationship.

Loved how we looked like a jet plane going down that hard wood. Hard to believe that slow poke cali j wanted to slow down to make it look good

Id: we should have tripped that girl that really tried to keep up. It would have been funny.
Ego: but we would have had to slow down to do it
Id: damn we r the fastest thing on earth

Hard to believe Cali J considered staying in that class with all those losers after we won! We had to leave that stench of defeat and go work on the perfection that is our muscles!

You just know that fat ass Cali J is going to ruin our figure and hard work by eating 1 of the 3 tubs of ice cream he bought.

Hey Cali J. Add return of the mack. Cuz we are back
Sucks that we have to wait on the Cali J for us to blog.
Return of the Mack: