We're TEXAS, and we love the PAC 10

Next year when we roll to our national title game, we would not mind seeing CAL! HOOK 'EM HORNS cause we own CALI

Off to the 'club!

We wish you a Merry Christmas!

but let us not jump the gun too early on that Happy New Year thing!

Normal peeps might be ashamed v122007

But we are so happy at the Cali J's actions tonight we cannot stop smiling at each other...

How is cali J shocked at a spears pregnancy?

Come on that family breeds like a bunch of rabbits. The only shocking things are that she knows who the father is (or so she claims - we recommend he gets a dna test) and that this did not happen sooner.

That mom should have been checked to see if she smoke and drank during pregnancy and if while pregnant she had a sky diving mishap where the only thing to cushion her fall was her belly!

We do applaud the Cali J's teaching of ghettonomics if there is one good thing we can say about the Cali J is HE IS SMART! He probably cannot get a girl pregnant, but he is smart!

Cali J's parents

Are just happy we are alive!

Cali J needs to learn how to use a spoon

So now he is talking about eating Milo out of the middle of his hand. Sometimes we are embarrassed to admit we even know him. We love the taste of Milo, in fact we love eating dry Milo too, but, we also know that spoons have been invented and they actually work, so we use them!

Mild props to the Cali-J for losing some weight; fat ass! Now let us get down to it, so what if you have lost 4 pounds in the last week? You need to lose 20 more so get back to us when you have lost those 20 so we can tell you how much more to lose after that.

We know fat is a state of mind and your state is Plump!

Cali J is talking about Beauty Pageants?

Man he is getting old. We appreciate that the Cali J has added some pictures to the post though. But man he is getting old, Barbara Walters, beauty pageants, what is next the Larry King show?

Now if we could just stop sneezing damn it!
Man our beard is looking sweet!

Cot damn we are hot v.1

Seriously we are. If you cannot love this pix then something is wrong with you!
We were playing around and blog surfing and found this. We will not link to other blogs, Cali J will do that, but we appreciate others working for us and giving us great links

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com


Oh yeah, if you do start creating fake mag pics (which of course we clearly did not do) we want our blog to be linked and send us the pics

Cali J is paranoid?

We think that we might have finally gotten to the Cali J. We notice that he has posted that old school 'Flagpole Sitta' song from Harvey Danger.

He thinks everybody is coming to get him...do you think he means us?

GYM AGAIN!

That bastard Cali J took us to the gym again. We thought he said today was an off day? But nope that crazy bastard took us to the gym and made us do 500 reps on the jump rope and swim laps! He is trying to kill us, we are convinced of it. After all the best part of us is our love handles, and clearly he wants those gone.

Blah, blah, fitness is important, blah blah we will feel better if we are fit, blah blah we will live longer. What is life without a little bad food and laziness? Is this not why we came to America?

Everything aches!

And we mean everything. If that bastard Cali J tries to take us to the gym again today we are going to have to charge him with assault.

What is he thinking? Friday, prime cougar hunting night for us he took us to the gym for 2 hours in the evening, then later in the night instead of going on a hunt for the straggling cougars he went to the gym AGAIN!

Then tonight, this has to be the last straw, first he takes us out to a bar where we have to hob nob with peeps from Ohio State then, he drinks mainly water and diet coke while his friends are chugging beer. Then to make it worse he drags us to the gym AFTER the bar! What is wrong with him.

Now we are so sore we cannot even bend our legs yet they hurt to stretch. Our back is so sore we are afraid that if we suddenly have to pull our pants up in a fire we will have to go out pantless...that is if we could even muster up enough energy to make it out the door.

We hope he realized that when it took us 15 minutes to walk the 1.15 miles home that we were too sore to move quickly despite the fact that we were in 50degree weather wearing just a t-shirt and shorts.

Look Cali J, we know you have slacked off in the working-out department, and we know you have previously taken pretend working out (when you go and work out but do everything at a level or pace that is guaranteed to not break a sweat) to new levels but must you make up for it all in one weekend?

At some point we want to be able to not be so sore that we have to wear our shoe laces untied.