If you are reading this you are probably a reader of the sublime blog calijamaican.blogspot.com, a great read EVERYDAY! The problem is the regular Cali-J blog is dominated by the super-ego and it has too high a sense of morality. The id and ego prefer to cut loose, to enjoy life and to say what they feel like saying. No one brings a party like the id, and ego works security. If you have ever read the Cali-j, you will know that he has always had a problem keeping his ego in check, now we get to reign supreme and wreck shop like we were always supposed to.
We hope you will enjoy reading this blog and if you do not...we do not care. Do not be jealous because we are awesome, and do not worry, we can take your hate, because it only makes us stronger and reveals you to be nothing but a person filled with stattitude (stupid-attitude: do not worry you will get to know the word.) We are tired, enough introductions, we will blog when we feel like!
About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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2 comments:
Getting a little Freudian. Are you sure you weren't a psychology major Mr. Beta Beta Beta.
somebody's got too much time on their hands
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