We are done shaving for a bit. Screw the whole putting a razor to our face crap, we are going straight Grizzly Adams up in this piece. The Cali-j is always trying to look so damn presentable. Well, we were looking at old pics of us and we miss the beard. We understand that this might mean a decline in the amount of young tail we can achieve but it will definitely aid with hunting the cougars. Anyone who has ever studied the animals knows that cougars like to crawl through the brush to stalk their prey .
The bar scene is like the Serengeti (we know Cougars do not live in the Serengeti - some wise ass is always trying to correct us...just work with the story), sometimes you see your prey and you have to be quick, cunning and adapted to their lifestyle. We have chosen to go with the big game hunter look - no more shaving (at least on the face_
About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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3 comments:
"at least on the face"?
We shave our head!
DOn't knock old tail til you've tried it:)
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