Purity rings? Really Cali J...who needs a ring

So the Cali J goes to a wedding, meets drunk girls and goes home alone? We would never be that weak. He is even wasting time discussing things like Purity rings come on we both know that there is no need for such things around Id and Ego.

We heard the Cali J on a phone call today, talking to his ex girlfriend, we are so ashamed of him. First we never talk to exes, we don't even have exes, because if you are no longer with us, you no longer exist to us!


Oh well if you must read his blog: Here

Others would apologize, they suck

We refuse to apologize for not blogging much. There has been illness in the family. The Cali-J caught the flu and since we are too lazy to do the typing ourselves we did not blog.

We would like to point out that though others have been broken by this flu, the Cali-J managed to make it to San Francisco even while the person that gave him the flu was laid up complaining.

Like us the Cali-J uses the tell yourself you are not sick method of curing himself, it is much cheaper than modern medical science and much more effective.

"Cot damn she was hot" v. 343534

So the Cali J, really impressed us tonight. Brought the Jamaican accent to full bore, had mad chicks on his jock, and had the hottest chick at the bar saying "Your accent is so sexy" only one major problem, she was hitting on him while her bf was there.

Abeni aka K to the A, you might like/hate this: She took a trip to SVG and hated it. Apparently the 'natives' of SVG hated tourists. Sup with that?

Representing...C to the J! Represent to the world!

"Ma got a big ole ass and no stomach" vol 1,1

We were out at the club with the Cali J 2nite, and we must say, "dang the Cali J is still a pimp." Cocky to a fault, smooth like silk and creamy like butter (we are not sure what the last one means but we like it).

Anyway the C-J was nice enough to take us out to an event called 'Human Canvas' we knew immediately that had to mean at worst partial nudity at best full frontal. Well it was 'at worst' but regardless we enjoyed it. We have tried to include a picture, but let us be honest we did not care enough to get a pix great enough to share with the blog.

A portion of the Syrian mafia rolled with us 2nite. We tried our hardest to convince the Sand Assassin to hit on the girl that had her joyful bags protruding excessively above her dress-line...to no avail. Sometimes the SA is no fun, no matter how drunk he is. Granted, we were not stepping to her either so we really should not complain so excessively, but she had 2 friends and there are 2 of us, think of the stories this blog could tell if that grouping had occurred, chances of pictures = HIGH!

Temperatures might be dropping in SD but once in the clubs ladies are shedding their coats and making sure the world sees their JBs in all their glory. We saw more 'top boob' than in an underwear catalog. We might shed a tear if the Cali-J truly decides to leave SD, then again who says we are going to leave with him?

Cali J cannot be trusted around watches

Man we would have looked good in those watches the Cali J bought. Hard to believe he stepped up to the plate and bought diamond watches.

Smooth pimp move to buy a Valentine's gift cause it was on sale in advance of even having a valentine. Thought it is a sucker move to actually give a Valentine's gift. Women want equality, so let them give us the gifts.

But damn, who buys 3 watches at once? He cannot be trusted near watches at all! We blame his brother for his fascination with watches. We know we love watches, but if even we think it is too many items then you know you have gone overboard.

But oh, he was smooth with that customer service chick; using her name every time he wanted something, and using phraseology like "I know and apologize" and "It was my fault for the confusion" girls love to hear when guys say things were their fault. Of course we never have to use words like that because we are the I and E and thus can never be at fault, but lesser beings like the Cali J have to humble themselves.

We are fatigued it is late at night and our assistant really should aid us in getting some rest.