Friday, January 25, 2008

"Ma got a big ole ass and no stomach" vol 1,1


We were out at the club with the Cali J 2nite, and we must say, "dang the Cali J is still a pimp." Cocky to a fault, smooth like silk and creamy like butter (we are not sure what the last one means but we like it).

Anyway the C-J was nice enough to take us out to an event called 'Human Canvas' we knew immediately that had to mean at worst partial nudity at best full frontal. Well it was 'at worst' but regardless we enjoyed it. We have tried to include a picture, but let us be honest we did not care enough to get a pix great enough to share with the blog.

A portion of the Syrian mafia rolled with us 2nite. We tried our hardest to convince the Sand Assassin to hit on the girl that had her joyful bags protruding excessively above her dress-line...to no avail. Sometimes the SA is no fun, no matter how drunk he is. Granted, we were not stepping to her either so we really should not complain so excessively, but she had 2 friends and there are 2 of us, think of the stories this blog could tell if that grouping had occurred, chances of pictures = HIGH!

Temperatures might be dropping in SD but once in the clubs ladies are shedding their coats and making sure the world sees their JBs in all their glory. We saw more 'top boob' than in an underwear catalog. We might shed a tear if the Cali-J truly decides to leave SD, then again who says we are going to leave with him?

1 comment:

Crankyputz said...

you guys are having way too much fun...