Cali J cannot be trusted around watches

Man we would have looked good in those watches the Cali J bought. Hard to believe he stepped up to the plate and bought diamond watches.

Smooth pimp move to buy a Valentine's gift cause it was on sale in advance of even having a valentine. Thought it is a sucker move to actually give a Valentine's gift. Women want equality, so let them give us the gifts.

But damn, who buys 3 watches at once? He cannot be trusted near watches at all! We blame his brother for his fascination with watches. We know we love watches, but if even we think it is too many items then you know you have gone overboard.

But oh, he was smooth with that customer service chick; using her name every time he wanted something, and using phraseology like "I know and apologize" and "It was my fault for the confusion" girls love to hear when guys say things were their fault. Of course we never have to use words like that because we are the I and E and thus can never be at fault, but lesser beings like the Cali J have to humble themselves.

We are fatigued it is late at night and our assistant really should aid us in getting some rest.