Everything aches!

And we mean everything. If that bastard Cali J tries to take us to the gym again today we are going to have to charge him with assault.

What is he thinking? Friday, prime cougar hunting night for us he took us to the gym for 2 hours in the evening, then later in the night instead of going on a hunt for the straggling cougars he went to the gym AGAIN!

Then tonight, this has to be the last straw, first he takes us out to a bar where we have to hob nob with peeps from Ohio State then, he drinks mainly water and diet coke while his friends are chugging beer. Then to make it worse he drags us to the gym AFTER the bar! What is wrong with him.

Now we are so sore we cannot even bend our legs yet they hurt to stretch. Our back is so sore we are afraid that if we suddenly have to pull our pants up in a fire we will have to go out pantless...that is if we could even muster up enough energy to make it out the door.

We hope he realized that when it took us 15 minutes to walk the 1.15 miles home that we were too sore to move quickly despite the fact that we were in 50degree weather wearing just a t-shirt and shorts.

Look Cali J, we know you have slacked off in the working-out department, and we know you have previously taken pretend working out (when you go and work out but do everything at a level or pace that is guaranteed to not break a sweat) to new levels but must you make up for it all in one weekend?

At some point we want to be able to not be so sore that we have to wear our shoe laces untied.