The Cali J is posting about R Kelly,

Screw that, we knew they would never hold him, he peed on the justice system like he peed (allegedly - cali j makes us say this) on that girl.

Instead we would rather commemorate what probably led to that moment...drinking Samuel Jackson beer

Others would apologize, they suck

We refuse to apologize for not blogging much. There has been illness in the family. The Cali-J caught the flu and since we are too lazy to do the typing ourselves we did not blog.

We would like to point out that though others have been broken by this flu, the Cali-J managed to make it to San Francisco even while the person that gave him the flu was laid up complaining.

Like us the Cali-J uses the tell yourself you are not sick method of curing himself, it is much cheaper than modern medical science and much more effective.

"Cot damn she was hot" v. 343534

So the Cali J, really impressed us tonight. Brought the Jamaican accent to full bore, had mad chicks on his jock, and had the hottest chick at the bar saying "Your accent is so sexy" only one major problem, she was hitting on him while her bf was there.

Abeni aka K to the A, you might like/hate this: She took a trip to SVG and hated it. Apparently the 'natives' of SVG hated tourists. Sup with that?

Representing...C to the J! Represent to the world!

"Ma got a big ole ass and no stomach" vol 1,1

We were out at the club with the Cali J 2nite, and we must say, "dang the Cali J is still a pimp." Cocky to a fault, smooth like silk and creamy like butter (we are not sure what the last one means but we like it).

Anyway the C-J was nice enough to take us out to an event called 'Human Canvas' we knew immediately that had to mean at worst partial nudity at best full frontal. Well it was 'at worst' but regardless we enjoyed it. We have tried to include a picture, but let us be honest we did not care enough to get a pix great enough to share with the blog.

A portion of the Syrian mafia rolled with us 2nite. We tried our hardest to convince the Sand Assassin to hit on the girl that had her joyful bags protruding excessively above her dress-line...to no avail. Sometimes the SA is no fun, no matter how drunk he is. Granted, we were not stepping to her either so we really should not complain so excessively, but she had 2 friends and there are 2 of us, think of the stories this blog could tell if that grouping had occurred, chances of pictures = HIGH!

Temperatures might be dropping in SD but once in the clubs ladies are shedding their coats and making sure the world sees their JBs in all their glory. We saw more 'top boob' than in an underwear catalog. We might shed a tear if the Cali-J truly decides to leave SD, then again who says we are going to leave with him?

Cali J cannot be trusted around watches

Man we would have looked good in those watches the Cali J bought. Hard to believe he stepped up to the plate and bought diamond watches.

Smooth pimp move to buy a Valentine's gift cause it was on sale in advance of even having a valentine. Thought it is a sucker move to actually give a Valentine's gift. Women want equality, so let them give us the gifts.

But damn, who buys 3 watches at once? He cannot be trusted near watches at all! We blame his brother for his fascination with watches. We know we love watches, but if even we think it is too many items then you know you have gone overboard.

But oh, he was smooth with that customer service chick; using her name every time he wanted something, and using phraseology like "I know and apologize" and "It was my fault for the confusion" girls love to hear when guys say things were their fault. Of course we never have to use words like that because we are the I and E and thus can never be at fault, but lesser beings like the Cali J have to humble themselves.

We are fatigued it is late at night and our assistant really should aid us in getting some rest.

We want Agouti

The Cali J mentioned it recently, since then we have been craving it like crazy. Yes we now know Agouti is a rodent, but when we were kids we were given it and no one warned us, it was some of the best meat we ever had, so we want it again damn it!

Blogging about the E network Cali J?

We are seriously reconsidering your man card! If it was not for the fact that the 2 shows you blogged about involved Snoop (one of the best rappers ever) and the other about a chick solely famous for being tagged on film by Ray J and then posing for Playboy we would revoke your card now.

That being said we did enjoy Snoop's show and agree with you that we should probably never watch Kw/K ever again: Her status as a whore not withstanding, there was really not much of quality to view on the show.

New Year New blog, glad tidings for all!

Yeah Yeah so it is a New Year, and the Cali J is giving out love to all...BUT when is he going to show love to us and officially pronounce us as a blog to read? When is he going to let the world know we exist?

We know Crankyputz, abeni and the EF like us (though we wonder why we ca'an get a mention pon dem blog rolls) and we know Cali J only pretends to be ashamed of us!

We want to go public, we deserve to be public and this year we are going to go public. This means we will be blogging more, we will be throwing an irreverent spin on everything and we will continue to be a thorn in the Cali J's side!

By the way, props to you son for getting closer than we expected, now we just expect the Cali J to finally step up to the plate and hit that...momma needs grand pickney!