Purity rings? Really Cali J...who needs a ring

So the Cali J goes to a wedding, meets drunk girls and goes home alone? We would never be that weak. He is even wasting time discussing things like Purity rings come on we both know that there is no need for such things around Id and Ego.

We heard the Cali J on a phone call today, talking to his ex girlfriend, we are so ashamed of him. First we never talk to exes, we don't even have exes, because if you are no longer with us, you no longer exist to us!


Oh well if you must read his blog: Here

Hey Cali J, we have a question too...and screw your goody 2 shoes donation

When are we going to get to post more often?

Cali J's questions

The Cali J went to the gym and we outsprinted everyone

Why has that bastard cali j kept us offline so long?

Id: ego did u see how we crushed that boot camp? We did not even have to get warmed up for 45 minutes like those other idiots in there.
Ego: what was up with everyone sweating and looking so tired? We got in there and looked fresh as daisies? Does anyone still give daisies? How cheap is that?
Id: well we never give flowers because we should always receive in the damn relationship.

Loved how we looked like a jet plane going down that hard wood. Hard to believe that slow poke cali j wanted to slow down to make it look good

Id: we should have tripped that girl that really tried to keep up. It would have been funny.
Ego: but we would have had to slow down to do it
Id: damn we r the fastest thing on earth

Hard to believe Cali J considered staying in that class with all those losers after we won! We had to leave that stench of defeat and go work on the perfection that is our muscles!

You just know that fat ass Cali J is going to ruin our figure and hard work by eating 1 of the 3 tubs of ice cream he bought.

Hey Cali J. Add return of the mack. Cuz we are back
Sucks that we have to wait on the Cali J for us to blog.
Return of the Mack:

The Cali J is posting about R Kelly,

Screw that, we knew they would never hold him, he peed on the justice system like he peed (allegedly - cali j makes us say this) on that girl.

Instead we would rather commemorate what probably led to that moment...drinking Samuel Jackson beer

Others would apologize, they suck

We refuse to apologize for not blogging much. There has been illness in the family. The Cali-J caught the flu and since we are too lazy to do the typing ourselves we did not blog.

We would like to point out that though others have been broken by this flu, the Cali-J managed to make it to San Francisco even while the person that gave him the flu was laid up complaining.

Like us the Cali-J uses the tell yourself you are not sick method of curing himself, it is much cheaper than modern medical science and much more effective.

"Cot damn she was hot" v. 343534

So the Cali J, really impressed us tonight. Brought the Jamaican accent to full bore, had mad chicks on his jock, and had the hottest chick at the bar saying "Your accent is so sexy" only one major problem, she was hitting on him while her bf was there.

Abeni aka K to the A, you might like/hate this: She took a trip to SVG and hated it. Apparently the 'natives' of SVG hated tourists. Sup with that?

Representing...C to the J! Represent to the world!

"Ma got a big ole ass and no stomach" vol 1,1

We were out at the club with the Cali J 2nite, and we must say, "dang the Cali J is still a pimp." Cocky to a fault, smooth like silk and creamy like butter (we are not sure what the last one means but we like it).

Anyway the C-J was nice enough to take us out to an event called 'Human Canvas' we knew immediately that had to mean at worst partial nudity at best full frontal. Well it was 'at worst' but regardless we enjoyed it. We have tried to include a picture, but let us be honest we did not care enough to get a pix great enough to share with the blog.

A portion of the Syrian mafia rolled with us 2nite. We tried our hardest to convince the Sand Assassin to hit on the girl that had her joyful bags protruding excessively above her dress-line...to no avail. Sometimes the SA is no fun, no matter how drunk he is. Granted, we were not stepping to her either so we really should not complain so excessively, but she had 2 friends and there are 2 of us, think of the stories this blog could tell if that grouping had occurred, chances of pictures = HIGH!

Temperatures might be dropping in SD but once in the clubs ladies are shedding their coats and making sure the world sees their JBs in all their glory. We saw more 'top boob' than in an underwear catalog. We might shed a tear if the Cali-J truly decides to leave SD, then again who says we are going to leave with him?